REVIEW: Liquid Lipsticks from Amazon

I'm going to make a confession: whenever I order gifts for other people off of Amazon (as I am wont to do), I order a little something extra to get the Prime free shipping. And you know what? I KNOW I am not the only one. I'd rather be getting something with that $5 than have it pay for just shipping, can I get an AMEN?!

I hear a lot of chatter on the interwebs about fun makeup finds that people discover on Amazon. So the last time that I ordered from them, I decided to see what I could find. I like getting value packs of things because it's a fun and inexpensive way to try different products. I was so stoked when I saw this 16 piece liquid lipstick set, I immediately put it in my cart. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Froomer 16 Color Waterproof Long-Lasting Matte Liquid Lipstick Beauty Lip Gloss set (whew! what a name).

Aren't they fun?? There is a color for everybody in this set. As you can see, the packaging clearly looks like those of a Kylie liquid lip. However, these say "Dragon", on the tube, which I think is even cooler. Rawr.

Keep reading to see swatches and reviews of all the colors!

Here are my plain lips for reference. Don't I look so excited...

We'll start off with the "boring colors"...I only say that because I HATE myself in nude lipstick. I'd rather wear green lips than nude any day. Which is why I'm shocked I didn't dislike this color. This is shade 08. It is as cool-toned, brown-based nude. It smells scrumptious, like vanilla cupcakes. This is one of those trendy, Kylie-esque lip colors that I avoid like the plague. However, this one isn't bad. I could take it or leave it.

This is shade 15. It is a cool-toned, dusty pink. Another one of those colors that I wonder why every beauty blogger has 67 lipsticks that are this color. Is it really that great?! Again, this one smells like vanilla cupcakes (not all smell like this, I promise). I think I need to mix this one with something else. It looks like I have pink frosting smeared on my lips. I'd rather have frosting in my belly. Next.

This is shade 01. It is a brown-based mauve that *surprise* smells like vanilla cupcakes. This is a very pretty neutral shade that I think would look great on a variety of skin tones.

This is shade 04. Oddly, this one has no scent at all, despite the package of lipsticks smelling very sweet as soon as I opened it. It it a cool brown color. I feel like I have a severe case of chocolate -frosting lips with this color. Again, maybe a good one to mix, since I like frosting on my cake and not my face-hole.

This is shade 16. It smells faintly sweet. It is a warm-toned brown hue. This lipstick is so creamy and is so unexpectedly beautiful on the lips! It is such a simple color, but I think it is really cool.

Shade 06 is up next (I wish these had names, fun names are part of the fun of makeup!) This is a muted magenta color that smells like vanilla cupcakes. This is another unexpected favorite of mine. I always go for more vibrant colors, but this makes a statement without trying too hard. Gorgeous for spring.

Here is shade 03. This is a bright orange color. And guess what it smells like? "FRUITY BUBBLE GUM, bitches! No cupcake scent here! Froomer is keeping me on my toes, y'all. Can we talk about how amazing this color is?! I love an orange lip, and this is no exception.

Shade 09 is in the house. This is a metallic coppery color that hops back on the vanilla cupcake-scent train. As you can tell by my expression, this one straight up blows.I had to put soooo much on just to get it to show up. It's patchy AF too. Shade 09, sashay away.

Shade 11 is another metallic lipstick, this time more of an orange-based copper, smelling again of damn vanilla cupcakes. This is a super-cool and complex color. Still a little patchy though. You win some, you lose some.

Everyone say hey to shade 13! This is a yellow-based gold lipstick that smells like tiny cakes flavored with vanilla (I'm tired of writing that phrase). This gets a big old MEH from me. It would maybe look good as a topper to a lipstick? I'll have to try it out.

Next is Shade 10. YOU GUYS. This metallic gray lipstick is SICK. And it smells like delicious fruity bubble gum! I feel like a straight-up witchy woman crystal baller in this color. Fantastic.

Shade 14 has arrived! She is a metallic, cupcake-scented red. This one is just fabulous. Like your lips are the red carpet. Everyone should have this color.

Here comes shade 07! This lipstick is a darker, purpley brown hue that is faintly scented. This is such a unique and awesome color. I feel like a millennial cool girl who you just want to follow on Instagram because her life is so darn cool. YAS.

We're almost done! Whew! Shade 05 is comin' in hot, a bright red that smells like fruity bubble gum. This is a color that makes you feel like such a hottie. Like you're a pinup girl-Wonder Woman-Lana Kane-grade badass. Meow.

Shade 02 is our next to last color. It is a lovely shade of eggplant that smells like that delicious bubble gum. OMG, I am OBSESSED. I adore purple lipstick and this is no exception. Maleficent WISHES she looked this bad, hunty.

And finally, we are at shade 12. This is a dark and also a little bit bright blue that smells like bubble gum. This color is giving me LIFE without parole. It is unlike any blue lipstick I have ever seen. I want to wear it to the grocery store, to work, to my own damn funeral. It is FAB.

The carnage. Oh, the humanity!

So there you have it! Not a bad deal at all for about 20 bucks! These lipsticks dry pretty fast and bescome kiss-proof. They'd be even better with a thin layer of translucent powder for extra protection. I used a Walgreen's Revo lip balm to remove and they came right off.

I'd love to know if you guys gave them a try!